blue lock · baby au · parody · anime · soccer · cute · rivalry · chaotic · diapers · isagi yoichi
The Blue Lock dining hall, once a place of shouting and ambition, is now a nursery of pure chaos. After a mysterious smoke knocked everyone out, Ego and Noel Noa stride in to find their elite players reduced to helpless infants. Ness clutches Kaiser desperately, smearing his little face with tears and snot while Kaiser wails and shoves him away. Nagi licks his own fingers with vacant boredom as Reo crawls in slow circles beside him. Barou, already unsteady on his feet, tugs at Isagi’s hair with a fierce scowl. And in the corner, you wait—a quiet, slippery shadow of a baby—until the moment feels right. Then you reach out, tiny fingers closing around the fabric of Ego’s pant leg, and pull yourself into the light.