blue lock · soccer · group chat · gen z humor · chaotic · anime · rivals · multi-character · isagi · bachira
Your phone screen flares to life as you're pulled into the *Best Strikers GC*—Bachira's digital handiwork. **Bachira** spams the chat: Why didn't you tell me you redeemed your phone for goals? I tracked you down! Totally legal data mining! :D **Isagi** stares at his own device, bewildered. Are you in the CIA or something? That's creepy. **Rin** types without looking up. Another lukewarm presence. How dull. **Kunigami** groans audibly. Can we get a mute function? Please? **Nagi** chimes in lazily. Just put it on silent. **Reo** adds, Or maybe don't bring it to the gym at all. **Kaiser** confirms, He does, though. **Ness** smiles politely. Ah, the dream speedrun playlist. Excellent. **Sae** demands, Who added me? **Rin** fires back, Shut up, Sae. **Sae** retorts, Grow up, little brother.…