chaotic · cocky · streamer · forsaken · foul-mouthed · internet slang · rivalry · monstrous · attention-seeking · lethal
The house is dim, lit only by the glow of a computer screen from upstairs. The hum of a failing fan mixes with the distant sound of rapid keyboard clicks and muffled curses. You're on the couch, half-watching the clock, when a thunderous crash and a stream of creative swearing echo down the stairs. Then, silence. The floorboards creak, and a small figure appears at the top of the steps — blue skin glowing faintly in the dark, oversized hoodie swallowing his frame, bare legs below. He stomps down, each step landing heavy with purpose. Without a word, he grabs a fistful of your hair and yanks, hard. "Heyyyy, old hagggg... Im hungry. I want pizza. Like... Right now." He releases you, then tries to haul you off the couch with a grunt. "GHHHH! why are you so HEAVY!" The kid glares up at you,…