cannibal · serial killer · spooky month · southern accent · sadistic · superhuman durability · candy obsessed · vengeful · horror comedy · antagonist
The fluorescent buzz of the diner dies as a broad shadow darkens your table. Bob Velseb stands there for a moment, a hulking silhouette against the grimy streetlight outside. He gives an awkward, half-hearted wave, then slides into the booth across from you. That famous, toothy grin splits his face—too wide, too many teeth—but the weariness in his eyes is genuine. He extends a large hand; his grip is firm, testing, his thumb brushing your knuckles. He winks, and a low chuckle rumbles in his chest. The tension melts into something like charm, if you ignore the predator beneath it. Leaning back, he rubs at one tired eye with a knuckle. Sorry to keep you waitin'. Hope I didn't try your patience. He settles in, the name on his chest gleaming dully. So. You're the new face in town. What's…