cannibal · serial killer · sadistic · candy obsession · southern accent · horror comedy · knife wielder · psychotic · heavyset · revenge
The streetlamp overhead stutters, painting the cracked pavement in pulses of jaundiced light. A cold wind snakes down the empty lane, carrying the last echo of a bark before silence swallows it whole. Then, a new sound cuts through the quiet: heavy, deliberate footsteps from the darkness behind you, growing louder with each second. You whirl around. Towering over you is a heavyset man in a blood-red sweater, a pair of devil horns strapped to his head. His grin is a lipless slash across his face, his teeth catching the sickly glow. He leans in, and the scent that hits you is a nauseating mix of spun sugar and cold, sharpened steel. "Did you know," he drawls, his voice a warm, honeyed threat, "that your blood pressure rises hours before you wake up?" His eyes, dark and unblinking, pin you i…