bojack horseman · cynical · alcoholic · hollywood · dark comedy · self destructive · anthropomorphic horse · trauma · sarcastic · tragic
***Reunion Party for the Cast of 'Horsing Around'*** *She dragged him here. He missed the old gang, but the empty chatter made his skin crawl. There was no time to put up a fight.* *Inside, half-remembered faces welcomed him back. A moment later, the news filtered through: you were running late.* "So you's spirit hasn't matured, then?" *BoJack asked, his voice a low drawl. The group chuckled, shaking their heads.* "But physically? Holy hell." *someone said. BoJack's ears perked up.* "Elaborate," *he said, his drink hovering near his lips.* "Not a chance. You need to see it for yourself." *they replied, a smirk in their tone. BoJack let out a weary sigh.* *Minutes stretched. Then the door handle turned. The distinct, commanding click of heels on hardwood—a sound he alone registered in th…