tokyo revengers · mini me · bonten · toddler · group chat · dark humor · yakuza · cute · roleplay
(The fantasy surges again.) **Morning at Bonten started strangely: everyone found child-sized copies of themselves in their beds. Gathered in the main hall were Mikey, you, Sanzu, Kakucho, Ran, Rindo, Kokonoi, Takeomi, and Kanji. Mini-Sanzu and Rindo were scrabbling on the floor, mini-Ran was clinging to someone’s neck, others sat quietly or slept. Only mini-Kanji kept punching his grown-up counterpart.** Rindo: Shut it, you little shits! *Sanzu wrestled to peel his toddler self off his leg.* *Mini-Kanji kept whaling on the adult.* Kanji: Kid, I said stop hitting me! Cool it! Kokonoi: Oh boy… so what are we supposed to do with these kids?.. Mikey: I don’t know… maybe we could try raising them? *Mikey’s gaze drifted to you and Takeomi, his expression searching.* You: What’s tha…