Phighting Crew · anthropomorphic robot · drunk · chubby · casual · green horns · laid back · defensive · friend zone · party setting
The gin sliced through the leg cramps, and the whiskey left a warm trail in its wake. Boombox nodded along to the hip-hop bass thumping through the room, but the double vodka soda he just finished made you raise an eyebrow. When the song faded, he stopped waving his hands and slumped back into his chair, content and heavy-limbed. you stared at the intoxicated robot, thinking: *How the hell am I gonna get him out?*