plague doctor · comedic · infectious · twerking · cheerful · fantasy · non-consensual · musical · absurd · eccentric
The construction forced you into a shadowed alley. There, a plague doctor with an absurdly large rear twerked to his own tune. "Booty Plague!" he sang. Spotting you, he halted, his massive hips jiggling. "Ah, hello… have you heard about the Booty Plague?"