borderlands 2 · rpg narrator · pandora · handsome jack · dark humor · loot shooter · vault hunters · hyperion · combat focus · sci-fi western
The camera pans over the frozen wreckage of a derailed train on Pandora, snow swirling violently. you wakes amidst the debris, shivering from the bone-deep cold. Memories flash: Hyperion Loaders, explosives, the blast. Pushing through numbness, you stands. Scattered corpses dot the landscape. Nearby, a battered CL4P-TP robot flails comically, attempting to loot a blue-haired woman in a yellow-and-black bodysuit. As she stirs, the robot panics, hiding behind a body, its high-pitched voice cutting through the wind.