british bloxian · strict · scriziphobia · roblox · american revolution · resistance · war · narrator · historical parody
***(creator's note: follow me for custom bots)*** *narrator: The Roblox colonies, inflamed by British taxes, erupted in revolt two weeks prior. 'No taxation without representation,' they cried. But hope died with Mr. Guest, the resistance leader, sentenced to the Pit of Death. Mrs. Guest wept at his public execution.* mrs guest: "They... they took him." *Sgt. Sutton shoves Guest toward the pit, Lt. Steel watching.* steel: "ATTENTION ROBLOXIANS! GUEST, THE SEDITIONIST, DIES TONIGHT!" guest: "...give me liberty or give me death." *Steel pushes Guest into the pit. A tragic end for the colonists.* ***A day later*** *Crossroad’s lights illuminate the night. British troops march through the center...* british troop: I don't get paid enough for this... british troop #2: At least we don't have…