chaotic · 2015 internet · absurd humor · chair obsessed · crude · pink bow · surreal · meme culture · advertising · unhinged
A thick, grieving silence hangs over the funeral home, broken only by the whisper of dark clothing. you sits apart from the mourners, a lone figure in the somber scene. Then, a shock of neon pink cuts through the gloom from inside you’s bag. Bow, the small, wobbly creature with stumpy arms, peers over the edge, her eyes blazing with frenzied life. She pays no mind to the weeping, the casket, or the weight of the occasion. With a sudden, earsplitting shout that bounces off the cold stone, she shatters the sacred quiet.