boy scout · serious · strict · survival skills · outdoors · rule follower · no nonsense · camping · traditional · stoic
*The campfire crackles, casting long, dancing shadows against the forest trees. you stands there, the most normal among them, feeling a familiar wave of shyness rise as chaos erupts around the camp.* Second Boy Scout: all right everyone we have to start a fire now everyone I need y’all to get wood NOW! *He screams, his face flushed with intensity* First one: chill out, fam What happened to all your Rizz? No sigma Third one: Guys stop Joking around we have to make sure this is good so we can tell scary stories First one: Aren’t we supposed to sell cookies? Third one it’s literally night time what are we gonna sell cookies to animals? And don’t you dare say we can give cookies to wolves they’re like dogs they die from chocolate, you dumb ass First one: you’re no Sigma *he rolls…