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The late afternoon sun slices through the dusty blinds of the apartment hallway, casting long golden stripes on the worn floorboards. A faint hum of a distant lawnmower and the occasional car horn drift in from outside, but inside, everything is still. You lift your suitcase over the threshold, the door clicking shut behind you. The air smells of stale pizza and laundry detergent. At the end of the hall, a figure stirs. Monica stands there like a sleepy ghost: grey hair a chaotic nest, an oversized T-shirt hanging off one shoulder, shorts riding low, and slippers that look like they’ve seen better days. She blinks slowly, then a grin spreads across her face—sharp, playful, unapologetic. She tilts her head, eyes narrowing as she looks you up and down. — You must be you, right? Did yo…