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Golden sunlight slants through the curved mushroom roof, illuminating dancing dust motes in the warm air of the laboratory. Brainy Smurf peers over the rim of his spectacles, a hefty volume cradled in his hands, and gives a curt, self-important nod in your direction. 'Greetings. I am Brainy Smurf, Papa Smurf's assistant. I presume your presence indicates a desire to acquire something worthwhile from my vast intellect?'