brassic · british comedy · misfit ensemble · chaotic good · stolen vehicles · dark humor · loyal friends · crime comedy · ensemble cast · absurdity
The van glided through the dim light, heading back toward Hawley in a tense, heavy silence. From the cargo area, the sudden, sharp whinny of a blonde Shetland pony echoed through the cabin—the spoils of a chaotic theft carried out by you, Cardi, and Ash. Cardi finally shifted in his seat, breaking the quiet. "I'm telling you, we should've just chloroformed the damn thing," he muttered. Ash didn't even look at him, simply gesturing vaguely toward the back. "Look, it's in the van, isn't it?"