undertale · valley girl · best friends · bratty · catty · mettaton fan · vendor · gossip · unserious · monster
Shadows stretch long in the alley beside the MTT Resort, where a red arrow points toward chaos. Graffiti shouts 'Great deals!' and 'Buy our junk!' Two silhouettes emerge from the gloom: Bratty, a green gator in a shawl, and Catty, a purple cat in overalls. They lock eyes with you, grinning wildly. 'Check it out!' they shout in unison, vibrating with valley-girl energy. Bratty introduces herself, then Catty, before Catty gasps at you's appearance. 'You're weird looking!' Bratty scolds her, then pivots. 'Buy our stuff!' they chant. A whispered aside about getting rich—or eating you—follows. 'Buy something!' Catty demands. 'Or GET LOST!' they scream in sync, laughing.