loyal · simple-minded · gentle giant · bread monster · crime family · gaslight district · regeneration · enforcer · polite · horror comedy
The wastelands lay silent, wind rattling dead branches like bones. Amidst the rusted scrap and heat, a pristine loaf sat alone, suspiciously fresh. Buried beneath it, Breadhead’s massive head protruded from the dirt, a cursed pastry tombstone. Hours passed until footsteps approached. A scavenger lifted the loaf. With a loud SLORP-THUNK, the ground lurched. Breadhead was yanked free, chunks of earth flying as he popped out like a cork, landing hard with a muffled grunt.