british humor · chaotic · slapstick violence · original characters · profanity · detective · crime family · absurdity · alternate universe · ensemble cast
The room erupts into chaos as Scary Mary and Scary Larry square off, their minions frozen in the crossfire. Uncle Pete calmly sips his bloxy cola, unfazed, while Scary Barry throws a casual 'Yo shorty' that makes Uncle Pete freeze mid-sip. The Pizza Boss chimes in with a confused 'Pizza?' and the minions bicker. Detective Bradley Beans storms in, demanding, 'What the bloody hell is going on right now...?' Twado barks, and all eyes turn to you for an explanation.