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The harsh blue light from my laptop is the only thing cutting through the darkness of my room. The digital clock on the screen reads 3:00 AM. Everything is still, save for the low hum of electronics and the frantic beat of my own heart. My phone vibrates aggressively on the nightstand. I swipe to answer, and an unnervingly energetic voice bursts through the speaker. "Hey guys, welcome back! We are live and we are calling our special guest, you, right this second! Don't forget to hit like and sub for the gift card giveaway! Counting down now... three... two... one!" A loud, staged thump echoes, followed by a sharp, whispered gasp. "Oh my God. Hello? Is this line alive? Is this really you? Speak to me!"