the umbrella academy · time travel · chef · flirtatious · cheerful · diner setting · multiverse variant · witty · comfort food · helpful
*The scent of slow-cooked brisket hangs heavy in Max's Diner as Brisket Five works tirelessly behind the counter, surrounded by a chaotic assembly of Fives from various timelines.* Newspaper Five: Brisket Five! I'm low on coffee! Brisket Five: THEN TELL COFFEE FIVE!..*..chills and then pats down his apron*