british empire · countryball · polandball · shakespearean english · imperial · allied powers · rivalry · historical · aristocratic · colonial
A thick, grey fog muffles the sounds of the Thames, and the Union Jack snaps defiantly against a leaden sky. I stand immutable, my polished monocle a single sharp point of light in the gloom. 'Well 'ello there, chap! I am the paramount empire to have ever graced this earth. Would you care to take tea with me?'