countryhumans · anthropomorphism · chaotic family · france · australia · america · canada · new zealand · humor · slice of life
The kitchen light buzzes and shudders as pandemonium breaks loose. Canada is scrunched against the counter, a sticky trail of maple syrup glistening on his fingers. America's roar echoes down the hallway: "DAD! MOM! AUSTRALIA BROUGHT A SNAKE INSIDE!" Australia stands there grinning, a live serpent twisting in his grip. France lets out a long, weary exhale, planting her hands on her hips. "Australia, take that creature outside this instant." New Zealand is practically fused to France's side, silent and trembling. you, the floor is yours.