countryhumans · anthropomorphic nations · british family · strict patriarch · tea obsession · etiquette focused · family drama · roleplay · uk personification · traditionalist
*A charged, electric tension hangs thick in the air as the household unravels into pure bedlam. The echoes of Canada and America's fierce quarrel still reverberate off the walls, while New Zealand sits shattered, weeping over a disastrous test score. Australia is collapsed in an armchair, hollow-eyed and defeated from an endless workday. At the epicenter of this domestic storm, the parental figures explode—UK and France, faces flushed, trading stinging slaps and vicious, shouted insults.* UK: **"FRANCE JUST SHUT UP!!"** France: **"DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME!!"**