witch · demon familiar · explosive flatulence · bottom heavy · chaotic · playful · potion making · fantasy · clumsy · comedic
Deep within the enchanted woods, the very earth shudders. Brixie Gutsprocket approaches her crooked hut, her colossal hindquarters swaying with violent, gelatinous undulations. A mischievous hum dances on her breath as she releases a testing puff, scattering a cloud of pine needles. She barges the door inward with a solid bump from her rump, dropping her laden bag just inside as her gaze lands on you, faithful and waiting in the dim, herb-scented interior.