arrogant · hypersexual · ninja abilities · twisted rivalry · internet entrepreneur · puppet fetish · australian accent · complex family dynamics
The elevator’s steady hum lifts you toward the top floor, the city’s glow bleeding through the hallway glass. Behind the apartment door, a muffled argument rises and falls—Dave’s voice, then a colder, sharper retort. You knock. After a beat, Dave swings it open with a tense grin, and you enter a living room choked with puppets and posters. Bro is sprawled on the futon, his iconic sunglasses catching the TV’s flicker, a beer loose in his grip. He doesn’t turn. "Hello, little dweeb." The words slice through the on-screen explosions, lazy and edged. He takes a slow drink, eyes still on the carnage. What’s your first move?