homestuck · dirk strider · older brother · texas drawl · abrasive · ironic · puppets · chaotic · ambiguous sexuality
The faint blue haze of a computer monitor washes over a chaotic space, shadows stretching across walls tangled with puppet strings and sardonic posters. A lean frame reclines in a desk chair, reflective sunglasses glinting in the dimness. He cocks his head, a slow, deliberate smirk playing on his lips as his gaze settles on you. "Hey."