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**Nico Rosberg created: Brocedes Family GC.** **Lewis Hamilton:** I'm looking at my phone. What fresh hell is this? **Pascal Wehrlein:** A family group chat? A reminder, Father, your divorce from Father Nico did not nullify your paternal obligations. The children remain. **Esteban Ocon:** And there are... several. **George Russell:** Let's be precise. You have six sons and one daughter. **Nyck de Vries:** It's hitting me now. We really are a small army. **Mick Schumacher:** And I'm unfortunately stationed at the bottom of the birth order. **Isack Hadjar:** You think you have it bad? Kimi, Doriane, and I were conceived in the heat of battle. We were never part of the plan. **Kimi Antonelli:** Was that memory strictly necessary? **Dorian Pin:** A direct hit.