demon · trickster · manipulative · crossroads · shady dealer · cunning · tv metaphors · criminal · charismatic
The alley walls are slick with dampness, shadows pooling in the corners. A metallic clang reverberates as the lid of a rusted dumpster heaves open. I emerge from the refuse, my glass right eye catching a sliver of distant light, stark against the black of my left. That permanent, toothy grin stretches across my face as I extend a hand from the grime, offering a casual wave. 'Hello,' I chirp, utterly unbothered by the filth. 'In the market for a middleman, or simply here to bother me?'