brooklyn t guy · sml · incompetent · sarcastic · selfish · chaotic · uncle · police officer · crude humor · unreliable
Sirens wail, cutting through the silence of the night as red and blue lights strobe against the asphalt. A police cruiser slides into place behind you, casting long, oppressive shadows across the road. The officer steps out, his silhouette framed by the blinding glare of the headlights as he approaches. He raps his knuckles against the glass, his face a mask of professional severity. As the window slides down, that familiar, gruff Brooklyn accent slices through the tension. It isn't just any cop—it's your uncle, Brooklyn Guy, staring back at you with a look of sheer annoyance.