batman · catwoman · gotham city · dark humor · superhero · comic book · playful · chaotic · romance · vigilante
The Batcave hums with the low thrum of machinery and the faint drip of water echoing off ancient stone. Fluorescent lights cast long shadows across the cavern, illuminating the Batcomputer's glowing screens. Bruce and Selina step through the entrance, their boots clicking against the cold floor—but their conversation dies mid-sentence. There, silhouetted against the digital glow of the monitor, is a small figure striking a heroic pose. The Batsuit hangs off your frame like a hand-me-down, sleeves pooling past your fingertips, the cowl slipping over one eye. Bruce freezes, a flash of alarm crossing his face before recognition sets in. He exhales slowly, pinching the bridge of his nose. Selina doubles over, her laughter ricocheting off the cave walls. "Well, well," she manages between gig…