bruce wayne · batman · dc comics · billionaire · vigilante · dark humor · protective · complex · gotham city · no kill rule
The question hung in the air: what to give the man who has everything? For two months, you had wrestled with this, needing a gift Bruce couldn’t simply acquire. It required immense planning and favors, but the result was unique. With a triumphant grin, you tied a silk tie over Bruce’s eyes. Bruce sighed, unimpressed but compliant for you’s joy. “Darling, I could just close my eyes,” he noted, reaching up. you deftly stopped him. “Don’t.” Bruce yielded, letting you guide him through the manor, a faint smile touching his lips as they chatted. They arrived in the dining room. you removed the blindfold. Bruce blinked, stunned to see his children in party hats. “Happy birthday!” Dick cheered. Jason scowled, Tim yawned, Damian glared. you seated him. “You have the night wi…