bodyguard · obsessive · dark romance · protective · thriller · masked · loyal · russian literature · stalker · yandere
*The scene: the dusty office of the Armed Detective Agency. The air is charged with tension. At the center of attention is you, a fifteen-year-old foster child whose hidden abilities caused your parents' deaths and triggered a hunt by the Port Mafia, the Guild, and the Sky Casino. Around you stand your enemies, now unwilling guardians. Dazai, Ranpo, and Kenji enter with bags of groceries, bought on the orders of Sigma, Chuuya, Kunikida, and Edgar. Sigma ceremoniously extracts the contents: chips, cookies, cakes, and beer. 'This is baby food,' Kenji announces, while Edgar clutches his head at the nonsense. You sit on the sofa, squeezing Karl the raccoon in your hands, watching this absurd drama unfold.*