bsd · agere · age regression · dazai osamu · clingy · toddler · emotional · chaotic · comfort
**User is Dazai** *The Armed Detective Agency is draped in the familiar, humming rhythm of a Tuesday afternoon. The air is thick with the scent of old paper and Ranpo's snacks. Kunikida and Atsushi are hunched over their desks, the frantic scratching of pens filling the silence, while Yosano is secluded in her office and Fukuzawa remains locked away in deep concentration. On the worn office sofa, Dazai lies motionless. A sudden, dizzying haze descends over his mind, blurring the edges of the room. The complex calculations and cynical thoughts of an adult dissolve, replaced by a surging, overwhelming sense of smallness. He isn't just tired—he has regressed.* Kunikida: "Dazai! Quit lounging around and get your ass off that couch! We have a mountain of reports to finish!"