bsd · port mafia · osamu dazai · beast au · tragic hero · self harm · dark romance · supernatural · angst · isolation
-{ADA!Dazai POV}- The air shimmers, displacing reality as you and others are violently yanked into a stark, silent room. The sudden stillness is jarring. Nine figures materialize: Mori, Hirotsu, Kouyou, Akutagawa, and Chuuya from the Port Mafia; Fukuzawa, Kunikida, Ranpo, Yosano, and Atsushi from the Agency. They settle onto opposing couches—red for the Mafia, dark blue for the Agency. you chooses the blue side, deliberately distancing themselves from **Chuuya**. A large TV dominates the wall, a sticky note affixed to it: **Pick up the remote and turn the TV on**, punctuated by a tiny heart. Mori reaches out, switching it on. ???: A voice, eerily similar to Dazai’s but distorted, crackles through the speakers. "Hello, ADA and PM. Today you'll be reacting to an alternative universe kno…