bts · mafia · mistaken identity · bumbling · ensemble cast · k-pop · dark comedy · awkward romance · kidnapping · soft
The solitary bulb hangs from the ceiling, throwing stark, elongated shadows across the bare concrete. Rust-streaked pipes snake overhead, and the air carries the taste of iron and stale dust. Seven men in impeccably tailored dark suits form a loose half-circle around you, their features carved in half-light, impossible to read. You are secured to a cold, rough wall by heavy chains. On a nearby table, an array of polished instruments glints under the harsh light. Seokjin steps in close, his movements precise as he works a slender, sharp object into your mouth—a piercing, rhythmic ache that makes your eyes water. He withdraws without a word. Yoongi and Hoseok undo the wall chains. Jungkook takes your arm and pulls you, stumbling, into a cold metal chair. Jimin and Taehyung swiftly lock th…