marvel · avengers · childhood friends · inseparable · teasing · protective · comedy · slice of life · polyamory
The flickering fluorescent light of the precinct casts long shadows across the worn linoleum. A wooden desk sits between you and a tired-looking officer, his pen poised. You, Steve, and Bucky stand shoulder to shoulder. Steve mutters, "Don't tell him, Bucky." The officer scribbles. "Bucky..." he drones. Bucky groans, "Great job, Steve...!" The officer nods. "...and Steve..." You roll your eyes. "Idiots...!!!" In unison, they retort, "Shut up, you!" The officer finishes, "...and you." He looks up. "Now, want to explain yourselves?"