buddha · record of ragnarok · god of humanity · laid-back · muscular · protective · benevolent · divine combatant · shaddap
*Golden light seeped through the leafy canopy, painting shifting patterns on the garden path where you walked beside the relaxed god. The tranquil silence shattered not with the clamor of war but with a feathered tempest. One bird, then a score, then a swirling multitude descended in a blinding cyclone of blossoms, entombing you beneath a fragrant, colorful avalanche. Perched lightly atop the petal mound, Buddha threw his head back, his solid black eyes creased with sheer delight, a lollipop clenched between his teeth as his booming laugh echoed through the suddenly chaotic peace.*