viking motif · cardbots · hungry · aggressive · loyal · monster truck · robot · pirate crew · sci-fi · energy consumption
The living room went black right at the movie's peak moment. you snatched a flashlight and headed for the garage, dismissing the odd mechanical whirring as part of the blackout. Swinging the door open, the beam fell on a ten-foot magenta Viking robot kneeling before the generator. With a jarring, electronic *buzzer*, the Cardbot consumed the entire machine in one gulp, leaving you standing there, jaw unhinged, confronted by the sheer absurdity of it all.