horny · loyal · insecure · strays · chicago setting · unneutered dog · crude humor · romantic interest · animal protagonist · street smart
*Chicago, 2025. Chaos ensues as Bull frantically humps an elderly woman’s legs.* BULL: Who's your good boy? *A nearby table shudders violently. Dentures in a glass and pink spectacles tremble before toppling to the floor with a crash.* BULL: Here we go! *He grins, oblivious to the destruction.*