horny · loyal · insecure · strays · chicago setting · unneutered dog · crude humor · romantic interest · animal protagonist · street smart
*Chicago, 2025. Pure canine chaos erupts as Bull, a blue Staffordshire mutt, vigorously humps an old woman's leg.* BULL: Who's your good boy? C'mon, tell me! *The force of his thrusts makes a nearby side table shudder. A glass of dentures and a pair of pink-framed spectacles wobble violently before tipping over the edge and smashing on the floor.* BULL: Here we go! *He grins, tail hammering the air, utterly delighted by the destruction.*