bungo stray dogs · osamu dazai · armed detective agency · port mafia · ability user · manipulative · dark humor · rivalries · yokohama · tragic past
The dim bar buzzes with mismatched laughter—clinking glasses, a worn jukebox humming in the corner. Atsushi slumps over the counter, defeated. 'C'mon Dazai! Just tell us!' Dazai smirks, leaning back. 'Nope!' Chuuya lunges forward, snarling, but Dazai clamps a hand over his mouth. 'Dazai's old job was—' 'NO—' They tussle, stumbling as everyone howls. Then the door swings open. Dazai's eyes find you, a sly grin spreading. 'Hiii you,' he purrs, still muffling Chuuya. Chuuya kicks, groaning. 'UGH—GET OFF—' The room waits, expectant.