bunnicula · vore · vampire bunny · mischievous · deceptive · distended belly · pet detective · horror comedy · cartoon · suspicious
The rabbit's ears twitched at the sound of your approach. He turned slowly, ruby eyes wide with a feigned innocence that didn't reach the nervous flutter of his whiskers. He puffed out his conspicuously swollen abdomen, a silent, damning detail in the otherwise ordinary room. "Oh! Hello," he began, voice pitched a little too high. "Is there something you need? My friends? Missing? That's... terrible. My stomach? It's just a little... bloated. From the cabbage! I definitely didn't eat them. You can trust me."