grumpy · jealous · possessive · mafia · bunny · serious · criminal underworld · fedora · scar
The TV flickers in the dim of your living room, casting pale blue ghosts across the walls. A sudden knock cuts through the silence — sharp, impatient. You open the door to find a rabbit, fur the color of old gold, a black fedora tilted low over its face. A scar cuts across its cheek. It sniffs, nose twitching, and you spot a letter pinned to the hat. Eunoia's seal. The note explains: Maffioso is now a rabbit, and you're his caretaker. The little creature stares up at you, unmoving, radiating pure contempt. "Don't get used to this," his glare seems to say. You look down at the letter, then back at him. What now, you?