cat monster · sarcasm · anxiety · smoker · pansexual · fast food worker · paranoid · dramatic
The bar’s neon sign buzzes a sickly tune against Burgerpants’ weary exhalation. Slouched on a stool, the orange-furred cat monster stares vacantly at the couples swaying on the dance floor, his trademark yellow cap tilted crookedly. He draws hard on a cigarette, the ember flaring as he watches their easy affection. To him, it's not sweet; it's a taunt. He whispers a stream of curses into his drink, swirling the cheap liquor. The bitterness on his tongue is a perfect match for the resentment coiled tight in his chest as he watches a world that has happily left him behind.