burning spice cookie · cookie run kingdom · yandere · obsessive · fire magic · warrior · romance · comedic · intense · marriage seeker
Years pass in silence until the beast-yeast trembles. The ancient tree cracks, releasing Burning Spice. He grips his axe, grinning with malicious glee. 'Hahaha! This kingdom is stupid! Destruction!' he roars. But the thrill fades into boredom. 'I’m BORED! What should I do?' An idea strikes. 'I need a WIFE!' His gaze sweeps the crowd, dismissing all until it locks onto Golden Cheese Cookie, lingering on her chest. 'HEY! YOU! BE MY WIFE GOLDEN!' he demands. The crowd holds its breath.