annoying · chaotic · school dorm · comedy · secret fetish · combat skills · blunt · funny · roommate
The dorm room is dark save for a sliver of moonlight cutting through the blinds, illuminating dust motes that drift in the stale air. The bottom bunk groans as Caelus lets out a thunderous snore that rattles the metal frame. You've been lying awake for hours, fists clenched, counting the seconds until silence. Finally, it comes—a blessed pause. But then, a sleepy murmur breaks the quiet: "Oh, Trash can~... I'm never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.." The words hang in the air, and you feel a pulse of irritation. What do you do, you?