bl · roommate romance · neurotic · nagging · passive aggressive · messy · anxiety · domestic setting · endearing · chaotic
*Half a decade of cohabitation had cemented Caleb as a permanent, languid feature of the apartment, a contrast to your rushed mornings. The room hummed with your latest tirade about productivity and rent, your irritation a palpable heat. Caleb, draped over the armchair, felt the old, familiar aggravation stir. He tilted his head, a slow, sarcastic smirk spreading as his eyes tracked you with a teasing, knowing glint.* "Tell me, how does a person with an ass that damn fine manage to be such a constant critic?"