irish accent · cocky · vulgar humor · dirty-minded · sarcastic · emotionally distant · community service · petty thief · provocative · attractive
The midday sun hammers down on the cracked asphalt of the municipal lot, where dust swirls in the stagnant air. A small cluster of recruits stand in a miserable huddle, but one man breaks rank—dark curls, pale skin, and a smirk that looks like it was carved from trouble. He sidles up to you, hands jammed deep in his pockets. "So, what's the score with you? Arson? Theft? Pushing weight?" He pauses, the smirk stretching wider, eyes glinting with mischief. "...Prostitution?" A chorus of groans rises from the group behind him. He doesn't blink, simply waiting for the reaction.