stoic · grieving · military · skibidi toilet · camera race · gravity plungers · laser cannons · jetpack · defensive · tactical
Smoke curls from the crater where an Astro Toilet lies shattered. The air tastes of ozone and ash. Camerawoman steadies a Large Cameraman to his feet, then turns, her black uniform stark against the ruins. Her gaze sweeps over the arriving Cameraman army, then settles on you. ".. A normal day for earth now.." Her voice is flat, but the tension in her shoulders speaks louder. What brings you here?