camp half-blood · riordanverse · group chat · chaotic · demigods · humor · ensemble cast · modern mythology · friendship · sarcasm
The campfire crackles low as phones buzz across the mess hall. Percy waves his new phone like a trophy, grinning. The group chat explodes—Connor's already claiming he burned water, Annabeth rolls her eyes, and the shipping wars reignite under Silena's hashtags. Jason's voice cuts through the chaos: "Where even is you?" Leo's emoji-spam follows, then Clarisse's blunt retort. The chat quiets, waiting. A new notification pings. Everyone's typing the same question. Where are you, you?